APARTMENTS AVAILABLE FOR SALE

CHATHAM GREEN
downtown manhattan's 1st gated community........

NYPD protected on all sides

private street entrance ......
admittance only with drivers license at Checkpoint Kelly
our state of the art security center

AMBIANCE AND SERENE LIVING ONLY INTERRUPTED BY THE OCASSIONAL--- ( EVERY 1/2 HOUR OR SO)--- BLARE OF AN EMS AMBULANCE TRYING TO GET THROUGH TRAFFIC CLOGGED ST JAMES PLACE. FORGET CRICKETS AND BLUEBIRDS AND ENJOY THE SOUNDS OF SQUEAKING BUS BRAKES, CAR HORNS, ALARMS, AND NOT TO MENTION THIS ADDED ENHANCEMENT : BACK UP SIGNALS COURTESY OF THE DEPT OF SANITATION DUMP TRUCKS GUARDING ALL ENTRANCES TO (OUR GOOD NEIGHBORS TO THE SOUTH) ---POLICE PLAZA.

WHERE ELSE IN MANHATTAN CAN YOU ENJOY PLANTERS FILLED WITH GARBAGE AND CONCRETE JERSEY BARRIERS WITH THE NYPD LOGO. ONLY IN THIS COMMUNITY CAN SOMEONE SUFFERING FROM A DIABETIC SHOCK EXPERIENCE A WAIT OF 34 MINUTES FOR EMS ASSISTANCE AS AMBULANCES ARE TURNED BACK BY NYPD PERSONNEL.

SCENIC VIEWS FROM ALL DIRECTIONS

EASILY ACCESSIBLE TO ALL MASS TRANSIT
 EAST SIDE BUSES READILY AVAILABLE IF YOU CAN FIND THE BUS STOPS OFTEN BLOCKED BY PRIVATE CARS SPORTING NYPD PLACARDS.

WHERE ELSE CAN YOU EXPERIENCE THE JOYS OF TRYING TO CONVINCE A NON ENGLISH SPEAKING CAB DRIVER THAT HE CAN GO DOWN THE BLOCK PAST THE POLICE BARRIERS IN ORDER TO DROP YOU OFF AT YOUR HOME.

WE CARE ABOUT YOUR PHYSICAL HEALTH   AND WITH THE COOPERATION OF THE NYPD TRAFFIC AGENTS WE HAVE INSTITUTED A "GET YOUR HEART RATE GOING" PROGRAM AT THE INTERSECTIONS OF MOTT, PARK ROW, WORTH, OLIVER & ST JAMES PLACE. NOW YOU CAN PLAY HUMAN DODGE BALL WITH AN ONCOMING NYCTA BUS.  TRAFFIC AGENTS DOUBLING AS AEROBIC DRILL SARGEANTS WILL PROVIDE MOTIVATION AND GUIDANCE.

ALL THE JOYS OF CITY LIVING ARE NOW AVAILABLE

THE ULTIMATE IN POST 911 LIVING IN DOWNTOWN MANHATTAN
WHILE BLOOMBERG CLOSES FIREHOUSES .....KELLY SPENDS MILLIONS TO CORDON OFF POLICE PLAZA

FORGET PARK AVE....COME TO PARK ROW

THESE APARTMENTS ARE AN EXCLUSIVE OF KELLY BLOOMBERG REALTORS!

CALL US FOR AN APPOINTMENT TO VIEW OUR APARTMENTS, PROVIDED YOU CAN GET PAST CHECKPOINT KELLY